Skin ointment

Claim 1

An ointment, comprising: (a) about twelve (12%) percent by volume mink oil; (b) about nine (9%) percent by volume lanolin; (c) about four (4%) percent by volume zinc stearate; (d) about four (4%) percent by volume octylmethoxycinnamate; (e) about four (4%) percent by volume methylgluceth--10; (f) about four (4%) percent by volume peg 100 stearate; (g) about three (3%) percent by volume cetal; (h) about three (3%) percent by volume peanut oil; (i) about two (2%) percent glyceral monostrearate; (j) about two (2%) percent acetylated lanolin alcohol; (k) about two (2%) percent spermaceti; (l) about one (1%) percent propylene glycol; (m) about one (1%) percent panthenol; (n) about forty-seven (47%) percent by volume water; (o) less than one (1%) percent tocopheryl acetate; (p) less than one (1%) percent by volume retinol palmitate; (q) less than one (1%) percent by volume aluminum sulfate; (r) less than one (1%) percent by volume methyl paraben; (s) less than one (1%) percent by volume ascorbal palmitate; (t) less than one (1%) percent by volume E.D.T.A.; (u) less than one (1%) percent by volume propyl paraben; (v) less than one (1%) percent by volume tocopherol acetate; (w) less than one (1%) percent by volume A/D-3; (x) less than one (1%) percent by volume cholecalciferol; and, (y) less than one (1%) percent by volume of a fragrance.