Pocket portable urinal

Claim 1

A disposable pocket urinal which comprises a waterproof flexible bag having an elongated neck portion having an upper open end to accommodate a penis from a male person so that said waterproof bag can receive and retain urine during an emergency situation; further including a flexible waterproof funnel with a wide upper end and an undulating sinuous shaped tapered wall having a narrow lower end said funnel being inserted within the elongated neck portion of said flexible bag, with the wide upper end of said flexible funnel attached to the upper end of the elongated neck portion in a waterproof manner to accommodate one of a plurality of different sized penises, so that as the penis is pushed deeper into said flexible funnel the fit will become more and more snug to prevent urine leakage therefrom; further including; means for attachment of said narrow lower end of said flexible funnel to said elongated neck portion of said flexible bag; a one-way waterproof flap valve integrally formed on the narrow lower end of said flexible funnel so that said one-way flap valve will prevent back up of urine in said funnel; a pair of spaced looped finger grips, disposed one on each side of said elongated neck portion of said flexible bag, so that the person can extend two fingers from their hand into said looped finger grips and pull the elongated neck portion of said flexible bag onto the penis; and an elongated cord extending from one of said looped finger grips so that after using said disposable pocket urinal the person can wrap said elongated cord through said looped finger grips to tie off the elongated neck of said flexible bag for disposal thereof.